You won't be able to stay away from this all-star fun panel of great (and usually absent) American authors on our stage for one night only! Be among the lucky ones to hear and meet J.D. Salinger, Thomas Pynchon, Cormac McCarthy and Philip Roth! They will be talking about their lives and their books as well as discussing cotton futures, the Kindle and other bits of tomfoolery. Of course they will not sign any of their books, so don't even think about it. Don't miss this extraordinarily rare — actually, it's unheard of — droll literary evening.